Life's A Highway & I'm Drunk At The Wheel
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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
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THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER
Just that comment
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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
I know they are joking/lying so im not really surprised..
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SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
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Welcome to hell
this picture really gets to me. it’s like you do one thing wrong and your whole life is over. as soon as you walk through that door, you’re givin’ a whole reputation as a psycho path, when in reality, all you want is someone to love you. and it’s sad because after you walk through those doors, never again will your life be the same.
^I love that person.
The devil is looking to use and abuse tonight
I feel like I am sinning just by watching this
Classic YouTube Foolery.
relevant again
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
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